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Here’s a fact: in some cultures it is illegal to show people the bottom of your feet. Well “constable,” you better lock me up and melt the key because I am on the lamb. That is, if you’ve been on a rock climb with me.  Allow me to make you understand:

Before you understand, here is another fact: when I meet people the first question I will ask them is, “let me see your feet.” Why? Because it’s the first and last chance they are going to get. That is, if they are going to go on a rock climb with me.  Allow me to elaborate:

Let’s do a thought experiment. What do you see when you look up? Your Dad’s head or something, right? Ever wonder what your Dad would see if looked up while on a rock climb with me?  A man on a lamb? In some countries, yes.

You get the gist.

If the world didn’t suck we’d all fall off,

Richard